What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 04:28

Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever